I’m just like that roadkill back eagle on the side of the highway

This is it folks. Invaluable memories all in a bin for 50¢. When you’re dead and your kids are dead, it’s all just paper and ink. Even Xena can’t do shit about the cruel passage of time.

If you measured your life in how many lake days you have left, would you be any less depressed and retarded?

tag yourself please this is research

Great! More research work

Mosquitos have been pretty horrible recently, where the fuck am I? Alaska?!

Selling old clothes and such on facebook marketplace, I really am aging into it all now

Okay what about a 7am diet coke? My dogs getting older and his bladder is shrinking so I’m up through the night

GM!

I think at some point the Indian situation in Canada needs to be dealt with swiftly before it impacts us in the Midwest. First the wildfires, now feces and trash in the Great Lakes. Heads must roll for that.

We’re about to lose over 100 minutes of daylight this month, so hacking off tomatoes and pepper from the garden before it’s too late to pizza party outside. Crusts are owed to the cleanup crew thank you

I refuse the read any fucking book that has “a novel” printed on the cover

You just don’t meet white guys named Lonnie anymore

What shifted astrologically or culturally that made my coworker less of an irate bitch this week??

“Drag” is a bigger fucking hoax than the Epstein files

Oh you know your gym clerks name but not your grocery store clerk?? Asshole…