Huffing, she climbs into his lap.

"Sometimes.. I forget ye' are magical, but then.. look at ya'.. not exactly 'human'.."

“Mmm..? Nay funny business. I jus’ wanna cool off.”

“Good. Chillin’ is the only thing I’m gonnae do.”

“This coolness.. is gettin’ me nice ‘n’ sleepy.”

“Alright yeh wee fookers, I’m up-“

"...So I can apparently change the bloody liquid inside me.. so.. not jus' IRN-BRU.."

"Y'all think that me accent is.. hot? Christ- I dunnae know what ta' say-"

"Hmm.. I see.."

Big inhale. “WANKERRRRR—“

For old times sake.

"Bloody christ, I missed christmas? an' new year? well, I'm here now."

"Right- who wants me."

"A bit dead innit?"

"Christ.. I need to be more present. Unless ye' lot donnae really care? I ken know."

Aye. She has them.

Yes, she does. Why does he want to see?

Fine.. She lifts her shirt up & would you look at that.. no bra on.

"I guess ye' can. I see nay harm in it."