What would it take to get David Harbour to be the Officiant at my wedding in September?!

Bi update: Very uselessly bisexual right now.

woah, jonathan beat up steve? i didn’t know he had it in him. that’s soft. and nice and stuff, y’know, but soft. x.com/wiseclericwill…

sure, will. x.com/wiseclericwill…

woah, there, that’s pushing it. x.com/wiseclericwill…

maybe that’s why jonathan won. or steve just sucks, i don’t know. oh, yeah? show me. x.com/wiseclericwill…

again, that’s pushing it. slow down there. x.com/wiseclericwill…

You never know who you’re gonna be friends with. You never know whose gonna fight for you.

he does. that’s probably why he won. be mean to me, duh. x.com/wiseclericwill…

“ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍʏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs!..” -ɴᴇᴡ sᴛᴀɴʟᴇʏ ᴜʀɪs -ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ/sᴇᴍɪ -ɪᴛsʀᴘ/ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ -ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏsᴇʀ ᴄʟᴜʙ -sʜɪᴘ ᴡ/ʙɪʟʟ ᴏʀ ᴄʜᴇᴍ ɴᴇᴡ ʀᴛ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ

i wouldn’t go that far. is… is that supposed to be mean? x.com/wiseclericwill…

discovery: it’s harder than it looks to skate on the railings of steps.

he almost died fighting steve? or was that something else? … will, i love you, but that was pathetic. x.com/wiseclericwill…

the demodogs? it was barely even a painful truth, try harder! make it unnecessarily rude. x.com/wiseclericwill…

shit. alright, he’s a badass. that was even sadder than the last one. x.com/wiseclericwill…

i would try to steal him from you but i know he’d find a way to go back to you. he’s that cool. oh my god, will, no. do you know how to insult people? x.com/wiseclericwill…

i don’t know. maybe you deserve it for being a softie. maybe it’s because you’re too soft. x.com/wiseclericwill…

yes way. eh, same thing. you’re a softie. x.com/wiseclericwill…

will, the small softie. you’re… never mean? even when you try to be mean, you’re not mean? x.com/wiseclericwill…