i'm always due for a dim-lit dinner and martini while looking sexy

Don Toliver lil ugly ass be making a song don’t he

Posting your child on the same page you promote your adult content is fucking vile and disgusting.

“where do you see yourself in 5 years” i don’t know i don’t think ive ever known i fear i have no hobbies or passions or wants other than to stop feeling bad

Me learning new info about this D4VD situation everyday

ugh sorry i can't hangout later i have Shower Time

smoking weed when you're a beautiful girl must feel so good like damn i'm so fuckin high and beautiful

nothing about me feels real and i don’t remember most of my life

I love when I come home and put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

i only fw bitches who had to live w their grandma at some point

Sometimes all a bad btch rly needs is 2 be held n kissed

i just wanna watch an episode of the buzz on maggie

having a son is the sweetest part of my life 🥹

and in 11 days when the clock strikes 12 and the fireworks go off I hope you know I love you

here’s to the mom I’m going to be in 2026. May she be happier, healthier, more patient & truly proud of herself

how bad am i setting myself up for next year if im crying at midnight

Science is FINALLY starting to catch up: - The quality of sperm affects women's health during pregnancy. - The egg determines which sperm gets fertilized. - Men can carry the bacteria that cause bacterial vaginosis (BV) and can transfer it to women. - Men's sperm ages, and they

an orioles game with a glizzy and a beer would probably cure my depression

I love when I realize I’m handling a situation better than my old self would have.