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formerly unlucky in slug

@irishchangeling

unespecially greedy strong and wicked worm

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i messed up my holiday days in the first 2 months of my job back in 2020 and it is literally still following me. like a spectre. how was i three days over for 2022 and you're only bringing it up now.

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🚨 Urgent action! the Irish government must vote in favour of the Resolution. The vote will be held TOMORROW, Tuesday 12th December at the UN Take two minutes to email to Ireland’s Minister for Foreign Affairs, Micheál Martin #GazaGenocide #CeasefireNOW ipsc.ie/action-item/ta…

🚨 Urgent action! 
 the Irish government must vote in favour of the Resolution.
The vote will be held TOMORROW, Tuesday 12th December at the UN
Take two minutes to email to Ireland’s Minister for Foreign Affairs, Micheál Martin 
#GazaGenocide #CeasefireNOW
ipsc.ie/action-item/ta…
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btw. the thing most conceptually horrifying to me about a cervical smear is the taking off of tights and boots in a nurse's office. is this the average person's gateway into suspender belts.

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this was my favourite thing I drew this year, Merry Christmas to all the skeleton lesbians!! #tlt #griddlehark #GideonTheNinth

this was my favourite thing I drew this year, Merry Christmas to all the skeleton lesbians!! #tlt #griddlehark #GideonTheNinth
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what if your computer CRASHED and your file that you;ve been working on for a week got CORRUPTED and every single one of your photoshop actions got WIPED somehow and you were on your PERIOD

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Medical Aid for Palestinians - they have established a route for supplies in via Rafah, and have excellent contacts: map.org.uk/donate/donatio…

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🚨 Urgent: Over 67 Palestinians, including babies & children, killed in intense overnight raids in Rafah. More than half of Gaza's population seek refuge there amid ongoing attacks. Families trapped with no safety. Support our Gaza Emergency Appeal: buff.ly/304NCYh

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things my heterosexual boyfriend has said to me: "who is sappho?" "i never heard of a pillow princess before" "you SHOULD have been a lesbian"

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sorry to out myself as someone who has read horny fiction on the internet but you people have got to stop trying to make “pet” a sexy nickname. someone calling you pet should be giving you a hot water bottle and biscuits not a leg over

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there’s never been a good ad for a podcast. I’ve heard ads for podcasts that I already listen to that made me wonder if I should stop listening

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What I am learning is that u can send an estate agent the most polite email with extremely clearly worded queries and u will get in return the most garbled and grammar-less paragraph that doesn’t answer anything and also acts like it is YOU who is stupid

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there are many obstacles in the way of me getting abs but chief among them is that it makes your bellybutton too high. In my opinion. Like it looks good on other people but if having no core strength prevents my bellybutton creeping up to my tits then I‘ll take it

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waving goodbye to my boyfriend from the doorstep in my dressing gown like he’s my 1950s husband heading into the office, except he’s going to procure a crested gecko and cakes from the Brazilian bakery

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think the trend is mostly over now so I feel safe asking: when ye were all wearing little cardigans as tops with like one shoulder shrugged off, what was the bra situation?? no bra?? strapless? slip the straps down?? stick on cups????