You like green girls?

and i’m still here

Funniest possible cultural impact for the Wicked movies would be turning gay men into enemies of Dorothy

hi guys, switching things up today! Starting now, all my tweets represent the opinion of my employer

this is how you can tell she’s a performative freak and not a real one because it’s like oh a little love triangle between first cousins is now too much for you

Jared Bush must have had Succession on the mind when he wrote the screenplay for Zootopia 2 lol we got lynx Logan Roy and his failsons (plus one faildaughter a la Shiv)

ryan lizza is doing substack trapped in the closet

Every TV ad is like get your family addicted to sports gambling, use AI to lie to your child about losing their toy, defense contractor, we used AI to make a significantly uglier commercial than usual

#SHANEHOLLANDER : neurotic flower

Squidward is misunderstood and has a rich interior life, and although he has been beaten down by the indignities of service work, he still finds time to pursue his hobbies. However, that doesn’t make him a good person. He is misanthropic and cruel, and extremely self absorbed.

her spotify listening age was 19 you sick fuck

Agnes: Into the Spider-Verse

save me ex-boxer hot priest josh o'connor with neck tattoos, save me

I love you hudsnoopy

oh canada 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 open.spotify.com/track/5FFQbvn7…