Remind me how ya last tour went? Ya went from sold out, to just out. 💩

Revenge tour, Get the fook ouwa ‘ere scallywag.

Cornball? Adult bank account but kiddy insults. You’ll get there one day lad.

Embrace the rebirth. Me power at 100%!

Just like Shaq, I have bigger balls and can dunk them on ya fookin’ forehead.

When the cameras are on, you’re bitch. When the cameras are off, you’re still a bitch. You’re acting mate, you need an oscar. You say we talk, old Woodnuts doesn’t stop talking but you, you don’t shut your fucking lips, ye yap like a little dog. Time to go the back for the 9mm.

I know you’re yet to find yours, it’s ok.

A real time photo of 𝑻-𝑾𝑶𝑶𝑫. trying to wrestle the big boys. Keep trying kid.

I’m Shaq remember, I have the bigger balls. You said that yourself! Little clit sap.

T-Wood vs USADA.

Thank you, I know I’m rich.

Thank you!

Got fuck all idea who he’s going against either. Man is a little fish in a big fucking ocean.

I tried, Please plan my funeral. Thanks.

Enough dilly-dalling around. Me balls are bigger, me fists are stronger. Call me comeback Jack cause Colby Cuckington got absolutely smashed. How’s ya black eye? Look at the state of ya. I told you, m***** was on me mind, and I signed ya fookin’ warrant. Mac is back.

Ye next, ya little arse.

The Greatest Man Twitter Has Ever Seen. Buckle up ya cucks, no more mammy fetishes around ‘er ya heard. Emmmmmmmmmmmmmm, fuck ya little self ya little fool ye. No more fembots around the joint, ya on the real shit now kid. No more asking for permission. Macs Back.

Dusty balls.

Jacob.