I only come to this bar to plan how I’m going to steal this thing

He’s not even moving fast he’s just shaking his head

commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on everyone’s family christmas photos

my friends are so lucky i can’t do a backflip, i would be so fucking annoyinggg

ano novo, vida velha

could he act? no. but was his character good? also no. And were his plotlines compelling? not really. but did he look good? also no. But did I enjoy his time on the show? Again, no. But would I watch more of his character? Also no

getting pissed off imagining a french person calling curious george "guillaume, le ape peculiàr" or some similar such nonsense

just had one of my best #lastfourwatched ever

It’s perfect that the basketball bounces so the players don’t have to keep picking it up

She cooking them in the comments

Skill issue. Emotional intelligence allows me to hate with surgical precision.

Gonna try this with zero practice at the next wedding I go to

100 gorillas vs my cousin bartholomew

David Dees really was the Van Gogh of our generation.

unplugging the fridge at a houseparty>>>