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@iph

Mirth for the masses

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calendar_today31-12-2007 08:14:32

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Thoughts on #linens: Before #towels were invented, did people look around for the most #absorbent #woodland creature? One with an #agreeable countenance?

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When drying off after a shower, if I don't use the same sequence, it can be difficult to know what part to dry next.

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The show Here & Now should more accurately be called "Potentially located nearby (but not exclusively) and occurring within a few hours of this broadcast or at some more distant past" but, arguably, does not roll off the tongue quite as easily.

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Fortunately, many people end phrases with "going forward" which is reassuring since it immediately rules out time travel.

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There was a time when people would just pick up the phone and call someone they wanted to talk to. Today, you are expected to text first to see if its ok to call.

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When eating a sandwich with multiple ingredients, I take several smaller bites from adjacent areas to maximize component variety.

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When a document has a page that says, "This page intentionally left blank." it is no longer blank. It should probably say, "This page intentionally useless."