My homosexual kingdom has many creatures… .I advise you not to come at night.. oralone

Tuck me in bro rub my belly bro I’m so eepy bro please

Goodnight bro *lifts up ur shirt and blows raspberries on ur tummy*

Sorry I start doing gay shit after 2 beers sorry man

Uh ooooh!! The tickle monsters heeeere 👋🏻🤵🏼‍♂️✋🏻 (Underage coworker): please leave me alone please stop

My Chicago bulls snapback flew off in the wind n my cutie child sized coworker saw my tinfoil hat underneath I’m so embarrassed

Need a bad bitch to burp me

Doctor put a 5G tracker in my asshole during my prostate exam now I can’t stop thinking about femboy dick

Mfs be like “my gf uses she/they” my brother in nigga you are GAY

Welcome to the jungle fuck my ass I’m gay

im puttin a helmet on my kid and throwing shit at em

*starts transforming into a wolf* stay back… I.. I don’t want to hurt you..

Torturing my weird little penis with a fork

They've started hiring visibly r slured people to man the self checkouts they're practically begging me to steal

So what we get drunk 😸 so what we smoke weed ❤️ we’re just having fun 😋 we don’t care who sees 👍

Autism be damned my boy can run a train