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What's actually crazy is I have no idea what this woman looks like

Better than when they're asking you a bunch of questions trying to have a whole conversation with their hands in ur mouth

There is a girl who comes into the coffee shop I work at and she speaks and acts like this completely earnestly

Mira says this old text from my father is straight poetry

Jacob collier is sooo annoying to me

Me when I'm constipated

First line of this tweet is kinda weird... but I do agree with the zero chemistry thing. Even Zendaya and Tom Holland have zero on screen chemistry.. who's with me..

Interesting thread here but I'll be honest didn't really understand anything. I just got a new phone and new phones don't come with the plug boxes anymore, all it came with was a c to c cable like what am I supposed to do with this

All these people in the replies never took linguistics 101 and it shows

The first 50 pages of moby dick is crazzzzyyyyy

They invented my entire personality when I was like 16 that's for sure

What if the man was staring because she had a piece of toilet paper stuck to her or something else embarrassing

The day I discovered Tubi to watch All That Jazz... life was changed and i told all my friends about Tubi

if we were two gravestones i would unearth myself just to touch you once more, to rest against you for eternity

My name on the list?