Straight up truth

Wish my ex wife felt the same way.

He already has my vote tonyvargasfacts.com why are you giving me the hard sell?

The only blue worth backing!

This protest sign at a Hands Off! event is spot on!

Who would’ve guessed, color me not remotely shocked.

How strange, almost like the job attracts a certain type of shitbag.

Legit

Typically court rooms don't allow gangs to show up attempting to intimidate and impact the proceedings

Correct

If only I could have this as my away message.

Who should I marry, though?

I usually word it as, welp I’m still breathing so there’s that.

The most unfuckable men are critiquing the appearance of a woman whose beauty would literally melt your flesh away in person

Banger

1. End Citizens United 2. Tax the rich 3. Prosecute wage theft 4. Pass Medicare for All 5. Vote out bought, corrupt politicians

Why is he so willfully dumb?

This should be the caption under that orange freak’s White House portrait.