Asked the guy behind the counter at the coffee shop if they had a restroom I could use and he poured me a glass of juice... I have to learn Norwegian

A hateful girl told me "OnLy GiRlS fRoM tHe SoUtH hAd LeG tAtToOs" once but as someone who lives in a whole other country now I see she is full of shit... You are full of shit Mary!

If Georgia goes blue I am going to have unprotected sex with a stranger tonight.

how you gonna skateboard and be a republican

Treens sent me a picture of my babies

This time last year I spent everyday working at a place that bullied me on good days or pretending I didn't exist on bad days... Basically what I'm saying is leave that fucking job and move countries. Fuck them.

i hate smokin w paranoid ppl bitch tf u mean u saw michael jackson

Say you're like the FBI without saying you're like the FBI

If my roommate disappeared I would honestly never be upset again

Vibe check

if you watched sailor moon as a child you’re probably into astrology now

i got my vaccine in april, engaged in may, and addicted to porn in june. life is ups and downs. i am proud to be a american

be the party you want to see in the USA

Not to brag but I got booked to perform at a private Fast and Furious themed house party tonight and I’m trying to dress like Dom but I don’t have a cross best I can do is a Star of David

Norwegian "where's my hug?" dudes are the wildest

BREAKING: Georgia Democrat Stacey Abrams says she'll run for governor in 2022, her second bid to become the nation's first Black woman governor. The announcement will likely set up a rematch between Abrams and incumbent Republican Gov. Brian Kemp. apne.ws/Kq4O2J3

Watching Father of the Bride and it's not the $250 a head that shocks me, it's knowing and willingly inviting 572 people

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