Post-hurricane pocket Zen garden

Hey Lenovo United States What is your return policy? The laptop sleeve I just bought is garbage

Apparently I live in a high white collar crime area

Except there’s no Skyline

Dad

Don’t worry about it

Also also universities: “ we can cut some of the fat from the adjunct budget”

Godspeed

Rest in Peace Charlie

Behold the Hope Diamond of golf balls

Help yourself to a few

Not today Satan

Thinking of you today and every day Dad

The black market for sock monkey body parts is real and the media industrial complex is ignoring it.

Error. Stove not found

I took the Milton “Empty Your Fridge” challenge!

Aaron Rupar Acyn It's a valid question

Reality Check: What do you see?

The battle for bed linen supremacy continues as the fitted sheet once again attempts to swallow the rest of the cohort

Hey Gorilla Glue just bought your product to fix a pair of plastic reading glasses. Water would have adhered better. Garbage Glue