brother i have seen your pantry. how are those 'twist and shout' cookies.

that's disgusting. get the good pot, i'll grab the noodles and peanut butter.

jazz isn't here which means me and elle are able to make as many bad decisions as we please

they're DISGUSTING. either splurge on REAL oreos or live without. have some self respect.

get arrested? phase out of the hand cuffs.

obviously the one i stole from vlad. it's the only one that'd be able to handle this.

you just don't know dave like i do. okay. dove is too high and mighty. why don't you go back to your 'skitchers' shoes.

oh, this is SO going to melt. we'll leave it in vlads cabinet and grab a new pot from him after.

! ! ! [ Danny blinks in surprise, eyes widening as he just . . stares for a moment. Slowly reaching out, he takes them as he squats down, offering the child a small but genuine smile. ] Woah - ho - ho, dude, did you actually make these ? ? Impressive.

. . you're a genius – , [ wait, no, hero. can't encourage that. bad thing. ] . . do you need an accomplice – .

i can't control elle. but i can at least monitor.

[ literally passed out half - way onto his couch right now. ]

[ Waking up with a snort, checking his phone. Squinting at the screen . . ] [ >> MEAT - MAN ] > 📲: ohkay > 📲: stay sfe > 📲: txt me if u need an out

// felt far more mature than meat boy. obviously

// as if transpirit wasnt utterly hilarious ??????? excuse ME for matching the vibes. tch

// funny plans happening soon

// also woaahhhh this account still exists woahhh