Hey Gang Comparing some crappy, dead project to Solana, cherry-picking MY data! MINDBLOWING results! Totally objective, I had no clue who would win before I made the video!

Hey Gang My Orangutan has updated our Trading Strategy on $SOL for the upcoming Bull Run! We will be buying all up to $10k (my price target), then revising the price target, hoping for $50k, buying all the way down to $30 and tax loss harvesting on steroids at $9.12 again! NFA

Hey Gang My Dolphin just yesterday went to a shop having Shopify integrated and paid with (decentralized) $USDC over (decentralized) Solana Pay! Very smooth! This will be the future! If you ask me, which shop it was, my Elephant will instantly block you!

Hey Gang Remember: We don't pump anything! Take care!

Hey Team $SOL to $UST already at $1.6k! Extremely bullish! By YE, we will be simply adding a "D" to $UST! Not shilling - just data! We all know where this is going! Take care!

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨🚨 Visa settling its $USDC transactions on the very decentralized Google Cloud's Bigtable!! ...ehm I mean on SOLANA!! Price just PUMPED to $19.70! This is HUGE ... Wall Street does not understand this...yet! But me and my animals do! $5k per coin inevitable!

Hey Gang 2021: Only bots use Solana 2023: Only Visa uses Solana 2025: Only Governments use Solana 2027: Only Reptiloids, Aliens & use Solana 2029: Only Small Galaxies use Solana 2031: Only the entire Multiverse uses Solana We all know where this is going! $100k+

🚨🚨🚨IF TRADE ALERT🚨🚨🚨 Hey Team Google calling the best GOD-TRADERS the world has ever seen (me and Dolphin) "some sources"! Very disrespectful! Also they do not mention that $10k is EXTREMELY CONSERVATIVE & HEAVILY SAND-BAGGED! I just moved all my $GOOG into $SOL! NFA!

Hey Gang Is $SOL 20x more valuable than $ETH?? YES!! Mathematical proof: Value of $ETH = $0 Value of $SOL = $0 21 * Value of $ETH = 21 * 0 = 0 = Value of $SOL Q.E.D. BULLISH! NFA!

Hey Team Quick Update! BLACK SWANS striking again! $SOL is currently trading at $17.70, which is MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE! Black Swans have no clue about math! Just like wall street! I just LOADED UP THE TDRUCK! You only need 20 $SOL to retire! x.com/InvestFailure/…

Hey Gang I talked to my Dolphin for 10'000's of hours - and we both agree that DeFi is real! Dolphin is also very bullish on NFT's on Solana - they are not just Monkey-JPEG's for people who don't know how to "right-click" and "Save As..."! Take care!

Hey Gang This lying sack of poop Alex Mashinsky lied to us and to my face! He tricked my highly sophisticated models and my top-tier due diligence with his beautiful eyes! The $500k+ in referral fees just barely covered the cost of the Tesla Solar Roof on my Orangutan Orphanage!

Hey Team My "Mutant Dolphin" NFT collection is now out on Solana! You have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to GET IN EARLY and HARD! BIG INSTITUTIONAL MONEY (pension funds) is WAITING ON THE SIDELINES! When Blackrock launches a Mutant Dolphin ETF - it is GAME OVER! NFA!

Hey Team Quick reminder! We identify WINNERS and we go in EARLY and HARD! NFA!

Hey Gang My new model BTFT (Buy The F*cking Top) is out now on my website and on Patreon! You can get it currently on 50% discount for only $499/month! This may sound like a lot, but it's easily worth it! My Orangutan already made 4'000% return this afternoon using the model!

Hey Team Don't be fooled by Solana FUD 1) Solana is most decentralized chain just behind Bitcoin (Nakamoto coefficient)! 2) At least 10! validators have to meet on Discord to reboot the chain! 3) You can't turn off Solana - it is UNSTOPPABLE! 4) Most honest backers in the space!

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