He's just chilling in the sewers. What? Never done it before?

Time for him to find some wrongdoers 'round the neighborhood. Criminals, thieves, and criminals.

Spidey's getting himself in the Christmas spirit!

❝'Sup—.❞

/ Big oof. Mans got shut down. Gwen be like: "No dragon balls for me".

❝Actually, that was 2004, my friend. 2002 was more of the 'Spiderman who beat old ladies with a stick to get cranberries' Spiderman.❞

NEVER AGAIN.

NEVER. AGAIN.

Wow, everywhere he looks, his spidey senses are being exploited left and right. That is, his spidey senses to sense the booty(of Black Cat in particular. He didn't say that though).

As much as Spidey hates to wonder it, he truly wonders how many people will ask for. . . a symbiote, for Christmas.

━ 𝘚𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯. when he's thwipping late night and he's being stalked by 4 Gwenom's.

Oh crap. He disappeared like the possibility of a 4th Sam Raimi Spider-man movie.

Oh. . . it's. . . not Christmas anymore? Damn.

Hell yeah. He's back.