25th Hour The Rising (Springsteen album) The Onion, volume 37 issue 34

When I’m in the mood to watch some vintage SNL episodes, I like to say that I’m “hurtin’ for some Curtin”

Good morning! For my i-D debut, I wrote about Luca Guadagnino's little-seen first feature THE PROTAGONISTS, a creepily prescient dissection of the true-crime obsession that would only worsen over the coming decades. Lotta great anecdotes from the team: i-d.co/article/the-pr…

Dirt is significantly easier to eat than sand

So you’re telling me Roland Emmerich [my face turns green] is adapting LAWRENCE OF ARABIA [I lose feeling in all my extremities] as a prestige TV series [my eyes fall out of their sockets] with the writer of BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY [I burst into flame]

Ah yes, the “Season 5 McNulty” doctrine, as it’s known to scholars of political science

I was so in the can for this show, simultaneously serviced my boyhood love of superpowers and activated my lifelong love of kung fu, plus the recurring segment at the end where live-action Jackie would answer fan questions always made me smile

“I’m very locked in to memes,” says my mother

REBEL RIDGE is solid — independent pulp cinema is so anemic right now that good dialogue and pacing come as a bracing tonic — but I cannot deny that I kept thinking about Wrench, the scrupulously law-abiding cop on the edge from Arrested Development