i wanna put my soul in a blender

Two more weeks till October

Someone is reporting my son's face & #Instagram agree saying it doesn't meet their guidelines before removing it. RT to support me in this!

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THIS? Y'all misogynistic and abusive fucks keep telling women to "just leave." LOOK AT WHAT CAN HAPPEN. x.com/heavysan/statu…

THIS IS WHAT IM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Beyoncé: *uses iPhone X facial recognition* iPhone X:

Drunk guy: wtf happened last night? Friend: bro you don't wanna know Drunk guy: just tell me.. Friend: you swam across the fuckin Hoover dam x.com/barstoolsports…

Who could forget this ruthless drag on Facebook? CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER FACE ASS. Ol girl went all the way there x.com/HolyTrinFacts/…

OK, apparently Pennywise and Babadook are a gay item now. But WHAT is their celebrity couple nickname? Babawise? Pennydook? Monstermash?

//Lol are they from the same night