ok im on threads too, let’s go thread from our fridges (some lame ass squatted on this username) threads.net/@internet_conn…

sorry son, we are reading this end user agreement for bed tonight

why does the internet need to be involved in this

If your printer malfunctions: 1) Remain calm. Hold your ground or back away slowly. 2) Continue facing the printer, and do all you can to appear larger. Stand upright, raise your arms, open your jacket. 3) Never bend over or crouch down, avoid looking like a prey animal.

So apparently imax theaters ran off of palm pilots for the quick turn reel unit. And nowadays, rather than having it run off a microcontroller or PC or raspberry pi or iPad, they just run a palm OS emulator? Lmao

The Orb is safe for eyes. The Orb is safe for skin. The Orb is safe for organs. The Orb is safe. The Orb is safe. The Orb is safe. The Orb is safe. The or

Garbage company

Technology is incredible

literally nothing of value

Well, Lg’s ceo would like to know what you are washing

this website is miserable now so in case it dies im gonna hang on threads too threads.net/@internet_conn…

ai is coming for our j-

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My robot is spamming me and trying to get some personal information. Internet of Shit

so wait you can literally almost kill people with an internet of shit and nobody is like “hey maybe we should regulate this crap now” cnn.com/2024/05/08/hea…

hello, it’s me your internet robot i noticed you own a cat please watch this ad for the Garfield movie to continue vacuuming

an honest account of all my meetings today

Just went to a cafe for breakfast. Their menus are brass, laser-etched QR codes bonded to the tables. And they all point to…