slept for 12 hours lol

Ah man. Wishing him the best, hail to the king

depends… at first he’s normal sized but at the end of the second one he’s like a little baby clown

guy who is drunk from alcohol: what’s up i’m drunk from alcohol

everyone needs to get more Liking My Tweets

does anyone even breast boobily anymore

at 28 if you don’t have your shit figured out they send the Creature after you

cheese pull

just finished this book a couple days ago, it rules. highly recommend

happy international women’s day to all the women out there ily

i miss when pixar movies had scenes like this

WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU!!!! ITS YOUR BUTT!!!!

you know you’ve made it when you’re stephen king

i think i have the specific kind of scoliosis that makes this Good For Me Actually

the hard cider inside of me is telling me to remind my moots to follow my alt jules