The most romantic thing you can do with your partner/lover: - Hitting your heads together while bending over for the same penny - Getting stuck in a doorway you’re trying to go through at the same time - Traveling ✈️

National elections: It’s so funny how coastal elites in a NYC think they’re so important. They have zero connection to REAL America! NYC elections: The Yankees. Yellow taxis. The dollar slice. We must dedicate all our resources to protecting these treasures from Communism

Impregnated By a Labubu Thug

President Trump will be Making Summer Great Again by releasing 500 million white mosquitoes

[crying like Walter Cronkite] Hamas has neutralized the Huggies baby

Somebody just choked me to death 😒 So sick of this freaking city

The dangerous “Cake or Nah” challenge claims three more victims

UPDATE: The White House has postponed the release of these files, which suggest the president molested dozens of greys in the late 90s

Can I stay at your place tonight? I had a big fight with my butler

Mr. Adorable

I have died every day waiting for you bro

There is plenty of antisemitism but Zionists don’t care about it at all. Zohran declined to condemn the word “intifada,” virtually every Zionist Jew has made countless remarks about it over several months. Elon turned Grok into Hitler and it barely made a blip

Bill Ackman had one sentence to say about that absolutely crazy instance of antisemitism: I like Elon Musk. This is after he did a Hitler salute in public. Instead of denying antisemitism we should be asking why Zionists are conspiring to hide and excuse it

I'm finally ready to comment on the death of rock star Ozzy Oswald.

Holy shit: there’s a secret code here that says the government that’s currently starving and shooting thousands of children to death is actually Evil

They said it couldn't be done. "A former president could never get his memoirs published." Guess what, Jack

Bro…you fucking crushed on Subway Takes

hulk hogan do you want to wrestle today? *hogan shakes his head no* ok do you want to have sex hulk hogan? *hogan smiles & nods*