Don't be mean. @AlaskaJenner

Walking through busy 9:02 traffic - with blood on my face, and with no intervention from passersby - my life in the Capitol is defined.

Well since you put it that way... I'll try. @AlaskaJenner

I don't know if I'm made for company. I think I was made for something like the moors.

@AlaskaJenner the world ended, the cities were polluted, the iguana grew extinct, and the nights became starless.

@AlaskaJenner Well I absolutely did not resort to cannibalism, if that's what you're asking.

// I can write you an entire thesis on why they don't exist.

// It MIGHT.

@AlaskaJenner Tell me about it. I crawl out here every day, all wrinkled brow and wide eyes, only to crawl back to the darkness, frightened.

@AlaskaJenner It's dull, regardless. But I'm glad you think so.

@AlaskaJenner Yes, ma'am. Alaska.

@AlaskaJenner And is it Mrs Jenner or Ms?

@AlaskaJenner Always will be? You don't want a matronly partner to trumpet the mental all-clear to a different world?

@AlaskaJenner Well you occupy my mind, smugly in eternity. That counts for something.

Don't ever start a sentence with "women always.." That'll get ya in trouble.

@AlaskaJenner Sure I do.

@AlaskaJenner We should investigate further into that feeling, then.

@AlaskaJenner Life will decompose in a bucket and we'll be all right.

That's the spirit, @AlaskaJenner. Let's fly the friendly skies.

@AlaskaJenner There's something wrong with friendly?