I'm the guy who just kicked your ass, @StormingSavage. [A grin spreads over my lips as I'm suddenly slammed against-

[Creeping up behind @StormingSavage whilst still invisible, I smack him around the head.] You're not half as scary as I thought you were.

[Appearing in front of @StormingSavage, I groan and try to fight against his hold; though the ghost of a smile still-

-plays on my lips.] You barely know me and you're already getting kinky, @StormingSavage? That's hot. But I would-

Haven't shown my sexy face in a while. Oops.

[Jumps at your voice.] Uh, hey. x.com/brashblonde/st…

#NationalSiblingsDay ..... Oops.

It's true. x.com/fuckmychastity…

It's been over a year. Fuck.

I might slip some vervain into Damon's pancakes and see if he notices.

Anyone want a witchy headache? They're free today.

Guess who’s back, back again. Bonnie’s back... have a witchy headache. {Grins.}

Aw, but I’m feeling generous today. Are you sure? x.com/dubioustigress…

Does he? I mean, I know he’s into kinky shit, but even that’s pushing it... x.com/dubioustigress…

{Blinks.} I’ve said too much, oops! No details for you. x.com/dubioustigress…

That’s what Damon said too. x.com/dubioustigress…

You wanted details! x.com/dubioustigress…

I need an Elena to be my BFF.

All I want for Christmas is a vacation somewhere hot. And vampire free.