i love being a pedestrian i loove having the right of way it is like a drug to me

every time I walk the magic carpet to his entrance I say “have fun cutting a rug out there” which is how I learned it’s possible for a rug to look annoyed

Inside Out 2 if it was filmed inside my head.

this is going to ruin the tour

this is one of those horrifyingly clear moments in history when you immediately know everything has changed but you can’t see how yet

I made all the performers congratulate myself on how good a job I did on my teams post explaining the T when we were in boston

next time I have a living room I will literally be holding court come over anytime

necessities

does anyone have any ideas for halloween costumes for me & my cat

connecticut bravely asks what if a state was bad

Paul Simon: "Don't want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard" Bonedigger, Bonedigger Dogs in the moonlight Far away in my well-lit door Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly Get these mutts away from me." Normal person: "Hey, man. How are you?"

do you know where gone with the wind is set

The harder the darkness presses in, the more valuable the tiniest light. Be angry. Be horrified. And then take that, and please try to do what I’ve been begging for a couple years now: be kinder than society says you can get away with.

i want to go back to the 60s and have sex with paul simon and art garfunkel not out of any attraction but i would love to challengers them and add additional psychosexual strain on their relationship

Popcorn is the most perfect snack in the world. I ♥️ Popcorn

Paul McCartney’s grandfather from A Hard Day’s Night is one of cinema’s greatest characters

I am simultaneously so proud to be a Philly bitch while so ashamed to be an American