The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize that most urgent deadlines are just poor planning from someone who won’t admit it.

Me at work with no idea what to prioritize because everything is urgent:

FUCK TEAMS. FUCK EXCEL. FUCK AUTHENTICATOR APP. FUCK ONE DRIVE.

WHEN YOUR BOSS ASKS FOR A STATUS UPDATE ON A TASK YOU FORGOT EXISTED

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

Nobody is glowing like the coworker who is about to quit

In corporate life, someone will email you to send an email… instead of just sending the email themselves.

Yet another beautiful day stolen by the shackles of employment.

Corporate is performance art. You push a document on time, flag risks in writing & in meetings. It gets ignored. 2 weeks later the exact risk materializes, everyone rushes to sign, then starts harassing you & it’s now your emergency. Somehow you should have warned louder.

I wonder how people study in a school like this and still remain so out of touch with reality.

Some of you take these jobs way too seriously😭. Why are you snitching on coworkers, skipping breaks, coming in on your days off, and refusing to use your PTO or call out? Especially for jobs with little to no room for growth.

“No one is forcing you to work at that job you hate.” MY LANDLORD IS FORCING ME MY BANK IS FORCING ME THE GOVERNMENT IS FORCING ME THE GROCERY STROE IS FORCING ME MY FAMILY IS FORCING ME SOCIETY IS FORCING ME

Isn't it funny how we all wanted to have big careers but now we just want calm nervous systems and time do to wtf we want.

NO BAD DAYS IN MAY. AFFIRM IT!!!