Me looking at the neighborhood Halloween decorations:

I don’t WANT THAT!

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Literally going to college for this

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I’ve never fought for anything in my entire life. I am fighting for this host. collider.com/why-tim-robins…

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Worth celebrating more than Presidents’ Day

Every damn day

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Dad gets “weirded out” by me doing shrooms, then proceeds to tell me he’s “getting into Valium”

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