At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with kids

The NBA equivalent to the Buffalo Sabres? 🔥

Agreed. One of the greatest shows of all time. So addicting. I wish Raymond Reddington really existed

⚔️ THE BUFFALO SABRES ARE GOING TO THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS! ⚔️   #LetsGoBuffalo | #sabrehood

The most dangerous lie in human history isn’t about food. It isn’t about medicine. It is about sleep. For 200,000 years, humans did not sleep 8 hours. That number was invented in 1938 by a mattress company called Simmons Beautyrest. Before that campaign, the average human

Just imagine how different everything would have been if we got McDavid like we should have.

unfortunately utah absolutely bodied this one thing

modern men be like: looking for traditional conservative family-oriented throat goat

Exclusive: Cris Collinsworth and Patrick Mahomes caught getting holding hands at a hotel in Arizona.

You already know whose gonna get fucked out of this

Revenge bedtime procrastination with ADHD is a special kind of hell. I am physically exhausted, but I refuse to go to sleep because 2 AM is the only time the universe stops making demands. I am actively destroying my tomorrow just to experience three hours of unsupervised,

Wtf. Eerie.

She the new Dirty Diana?

when i break into somebody's house but they're watching arsenal lose a game

Dudes will have the worst day of their lives and just keep sending memes to the homies like nothing happened

How they finna be in practices

The Scissor Sisters will be takin' over in Dallas. #DallasWings

Nearly 40% of Americans said that they have less than $500 in cash savings, per FOX 5

You just know that the Sabres will make the Stanley Cup and have to face the Oilers, giving McDavid his first Cup. The double fuck of a lifetime. #BuffaloSabres