you can tell twinks genuinely think they deserve to live

#undertail i hate this guy

Showed my roommate battat and they legitimately said “you think sexually about that?” I looked back at them and nodded solemnly.

I have written a 14k word fic with porn about him AND its garbage AND all my shitty tumblr blurbs are secretly about him i love this droid baaaaaad

#undertail something to twink about

Everytime i get a sans ask i look thru my folders to see if there’s anything i havent posted yet. And everytime there is bro

Yw!!! Glad it’s easier to read, tbh i do all my writing in my notes app LMAOO… but i’ll continue formatting future fics like this so they’re not such an eyesore :]

I drew this for engagement bait and can't even post it on main #alphys

Pervert drawing requests. On my desk. No later than 5 or you’re fucking fired. pisstorymuseum.straw.page

Who wants to teach me the difference in pippins so i can write this fic better

Just gleeful as fuck to be evil

Eagle landed

Sexting and i accidentally described a scenario where i’d have a third arm. Fuck i got so embarrassed

dating a trans girl is not for the weak cause she will immediately ask for you to cheat on her

Pls interact w me like this

wats up