In Portugal We don't say "I live far away", we say "Moro no caralho mais velho" which is more precise.

In Portugal we don't say "Solve your own problems", we say "Desenmerda-te" which is more friendly.

In Portugal we don't dress to go to the supermarket, we just go with the underwear

In Portugal we don't say "Shut up please" , we say "Cala os cornos, se não levas uma puta no focinho", which is more friendly and calm.