Top 5 candy of all time: 5] Necco Wafers 4] Andes Mints 3] Candy Corn 2] Good N Plenty 1] Werther's Originals

The only good kind of guacamole is Irish guacamole (aka mashed potatoes)

Lasagna is the most overrated food of all time. Feel free to @ me.

Idc what anyone says...these are still amazing!

What is the most likely outcome for DK tonight?

The Seahawks make me stress eat

THE SEAHAWKS HAVE RETURNED

Can't sleep because all I can think about is Will Dissly. I just want to hold him and tell him everything's going to be fine..

Not gay, but I want to take Tyler Lockett's virginity

LOB 2.0: Engaged

Din din for the new Mandalorian episode tonight

LET EVAN COOK

Aussie Evan after the hometown rugby win