⠀ ⠀ ⁣　 💌 𝐒𝐌𝐒 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝐒𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐀 📲: stole some really really slutty lingerie from my sister 📲: never sent a nude before, but 𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓: 2 𝖨𝖬𝖠𝖦𝖤𝖲 📲: what do you think…? ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ 𝐌𝐘 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝕍𝕊 𝖳𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗰𝘂𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗍𝗈𝗌 ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ Why do so many people wanna fuck her, her sister, and her cousin at the 𝒔𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆? … 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐒… ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ This keeps happening to every guy I have a conversation with! Does she think I’m having 𝐒*𝐗 with them?! ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ She probably DOES think I’m having sex with them! I’m straight, so that makes sense. In fact, there’s no other explanation. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ … no, but that doesn’t prove anything. I’ve never had sex with 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ More with men! Duh! Notcountingfamily ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ Well it’s true! At a party one time, a guy said I was pretty. And one time, I caught a guy looking at my boobs. So checkmate, dummy. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ You’ve looked at my tits?! 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐕! ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ See! Men act sexual around me. Women don’t. You’re proving my point. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ You decided to get to know 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐈𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐄, and now you’re a cute little 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊 𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐊 𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗞 𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓. 𝐶𝐿𝐴𝑃𝐶𝐿𝐴𝑃𝐶𝐿𝐴𝑃𝐶𝐿𝐴𝑃— This is your 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 now. Aren’t you 𝑺𝑶 much 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐄𝐑? Say thank you. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ Guess who’s back? ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ That’s me! Wait— ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ Really? On pride month dusk? How homophobic. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ Well I’m going back in. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⁣　　⁣　 ⁣　　⁣　 Hey 𝘆𝗼𝘂. ⁣　　⁣　 ⁣　　⁣　Yes, 𝒀𝑶𝑼. ⁣　　⁣　 ⁣　　You owe him a ⁣　　⁣　 ⁣　 Father’s Day gift. ⁣　　⁣　　⁣　 It’s only fair. ⠀ ⠀

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