The inn is once again open for business. Disregard all rumors that Minako accidentally magically sealed all the doors. She totally didn't. But she knows how to reverse it now, if it ever does happen.

Have you ever had to balance thirty gallons of chicken noodle soup through a cafeteria full of kids, fairies, and various other hyper messes? Because that's what Minako's doing right now. It's amazing that she's still standing.

"Did a kid swear in the inn again? ...I don't really care, but the parents know where I keep the hat of discipline."

Minako's making pizza. At almost 1AM. Why? Because she's cold and wants an excuse to have her oven on.

Don't worry if Minako starts screaming. She's just been the one put in charge of sharing whatever nightmares her writer has tonight over some monstrosities in a different verse.

"Snow is a sin. ...I guess saying that isn't enough to get priests and priestesses out here to help shovel snow away from the inn..."

"Wait, this is Gensokyo. We don't have normal priests and priestesses. Just an armpit shrine maiden." We really need to convince Minako to start using Reimu's name. "...Maybe we have, what are they called? Onmajujis? Omnionis? ...Onmyobrojis?" Stop her before she offends someone.

"Sanae... Sanae... Oh! The babysitter of the angry tornado and the hat frog! She wears white, if I remember correctly. Her armpits stand out less. Her skin tone is closer to her outfit than ar- O-our! Our beloved, red clothed Reimu!" ...smooth recovery.

"Okay, so we'll add that the citizens on Gensokyo don't eye up the armpits of married women." x.com/RainbowCutlass…

Minako just gives a nod of respect. She had knives and molotov cocktails back home for if people check out Virginia. x.com/RainbowCutlass…

//I've realized that I still haven't named Minako's inn. I honestly may never get around to it.

"Pretty noisy today. The guests are complaining... Time to lob oranges at noisy people."

A picture frame just fell off a wall. It didn't break, but that doesn't calm Minako's irritation any. "...I might add a pineapple or two to my arsenal."

Minako's bored. The inn is having one of those rare days where no customers show up. "If I have the day off, I should go visit a friend. ...Oh, right. My girlfriend is my only friend... Um, in that case I'll just go take a walk."

"My rival in innkeeping got a girlfriend? ...My girlfriend is better!" Minako, you can't just decide that somebody is you rival. It needs to be a mutual agreement... I think?

The conversations Minako overhears from her inn... She'll be busy convincing her customers to donate to her soundproofing project so kids don't have to listen to... basically anything Marisa says.

Minako should probably get back to work running her inn. Now that spring is here, customers will be showing up more often.

Minako suddenly pops out of a window! "Kitty?" ...She didn't see, but she heard.

Minako should really hire somebody to do the night shift at the inn. She doesn't get enough sleep when she has to run the desk all night.