It is the first 9 minute song by a British millennial gay man to do so

i really am turning into my father…i’m sorry dad i didn’t understand it when you used to huff and puff and say things like “what happened to manners?” and “were you people raised in a barn?” but now i see…i go to the movie theatre…and i see…

Nothing makes me laugh harder than thinking about Wicked in the west end announcing that the Queen had died and then the show opening with a full chorus GOOD NEWWWWWWWWS! SHE’S DEEEEEEEEEEAD!

“boys will be boys” should refer to stuff like this

Did he… you know… get called pink pilates princess in his Spotify wrapped?

firmly believe this might be one of the greatest tweets ever made

Ariana was confused, Cynthia was confused, the interviewer was confused, the audience was confused. Perfect situation

Had Chappell Roan been a thing during glee they would’ve had Finn sing Good Luck, Babe to Santana as an apology for outing her

hate when someone who can sing does karaoke, oh we’re supposed to cheer? we’re supposed to be impressed? u brought a gun to a middle school fight u fucking fraud

not really what i meant but ok

PLEASE DON’T SEND ME TO ONTARIO

He's defrosting

All my plans for the rest of the year look like this

curled up in a blankie

me knowing that time is arbitrary but people collectively choosing to believe in a fresh start is a beautiful reflection of the optimism of the human spirit

i’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me

some of y’all are not cherishing platonic love as much as romantic love…that needs to change

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