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Took my pills on an empty stomach and then held off puking the whole commute

Working Texans shouldn't have to resort to selling blood just to make ends meet, but after 12 years of Greg Abbott, that’s the reality for too many. I’m running for Governor of Texas because one job should be enough.

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Silicon Valley was really so ahead of their time

"a bad daughter is just an average son"

Tyrion, Cersei, Tywin…imagine your name is Kevin Lannister…humiliating

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Spot on analysis by Ken Klippenstein today.

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Storm damage has been reported in the area of Washington Avenue and Mineral Wells Highway in Mineral Wells (west of Fort Worth).

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U.S. GAS PRICES HIT A FOUR-YEAR HIGH OF $4.23

Politicians going on Ozempic is so funny as if the reason people don’t trust them is that they don’t look stage-managed enough