Notice the haters dissing Chuck Norris now that he's passed. Never breathed a word about him when he was breathing, so don't start now. #chucknorris

Know how I battle my invisibility feelings as an author? I make you feel visible as a reader.

Rewatching Empire Strikes Back for the millionth time and something hit me as we got to the Luke in the bacta scene in his space tighty whities - I thought there was no underwear in space #starwars #disney #starwarsfan #darthvader #jedi #themandalorian

'You know that if you're an author, you have to tell me' is something you'll never have to say to an author.

Lotta tension in the Cornhole community rn ... fox5dc.com/news/dayton-we… #random #funny #fyp #viral #explorepage #explore #foryou #foryoupage #trending

Still holding space for the idea that being kind matters. Not dunking on bad hot takes, not trolling, just kindness and compassion because that's what people need most right now.

I love you saying that the wine industry was in the toilet, you're absolutely right cbsnews.com/amp/news/ancie… #random #funny #fyp #viral #explorepage #explore #foryou #foryoupage #trending

Now that you mention it ... #random #funny #fyp #viral #explorepage #explore #foryou #foryoupage #trending

My reason for going on is simple: The world ain't getting rid of me that easily.

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Every election season, I know one thing is for certain: I'm ready for it to be over by March, and there's eight months to go.

Ominous words of warning about tomorrow's launch ... idlewords.com/2026/03/artemi… #space #nasa #universe #astronomy #art #science #galaxy #moon #stars #spacex

In my defense, the world hasn't been the same since Choco Tacos went away.

Shout out to all my comedy writer homies who suddenly stopped writing Passover jokes and started writing Pam Bondi jokes.

Pro bono legal help needed: I want to file a class action lawsuit against 2026. Everyone deserves compensation after dealing with this year.

Rose are red Elephants are gray Success takes many paths with timelines And that's okay

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!

Uhh, finally. No disrespect intended, but EFF knows who/what X is - they should have been leading by example. eff.org/deeplinks/2026… #technology #tech #innovation #engineering #business #technews #gadgets

EntertainmentNow!: Nicole Kidman Plays Pro Wrestler in New Series Me: I want Nicole Kidman to play a person forced to pay $20 for a movie ticket and $40 for popcorn and soda before sitting through 40 minutes of commercials before the movie.