Cigarettes only smell good on the people you love

Dude I have a great idea. Let’s spend both of the two days a week we have off hungover as fuck with our hand on our balls watching YouTube

calling me while im peaking on my adhd medication is probably like making a direct phone call to god

I’m evil in a good way

I’ve never looked into this because I need it to be true. It’s true to me.

alcohol-induced twitter flow state.

white people be like i’m setting my dog up on a blind date

yesssssss

if you die in Applebees do you die in real life

white people be like my dog makes passive income

15 mg of Adderall to get dressed and leave my room

white people be like my ex’s dog softblocked me

I have lived a thousand lives since this

white people be like: “you mind if my dog smokes with us?”

parece un anuncio de Red Bull

Hoult wears the bald in a way that he's been doing this all his life. Eisenberg doesn't have the face for it.

Hi, I'm Filipino and I like drawing bayonetta with pinkpantheress and loona in filipino settings 🇵🇭👯‍♀️👭

my mom has told me before "i loved putting on lazytown for you when you were little because i would get a little high and it'd become the most insane show ever"