This is our #camperconversion 😊 On the outside, you’d think it was any other #mercedessprinter. x.com/alt_ven/status…

No water in BB3 this morning owing to the clowns at United Utilities failing to swiftly complete a repair. Website says initial reports of a leak received at 18:16 yesterday, still ongoing at 06:40 today. Absolute buffoons.

From my other account... #truestory 😁 x.com/alt_ven/status…

Thanks MyFitnessPal, appreciate your help. Another milestone hit this morning, been eating more carefully since January 9th.

...starts 16 seconds in. #mildlyinteresting x.com/alt_ven/status…

Very proud to have lost over 5 stone in weight. I’m playing sport again for the first time in almost 20 years, feel like a different man. Thanks again to MyFitnessPal 👌🏻😊

Flippin’ hate moving. A MASSIVE ball-ache 😖

Sat outside the leisure centre waiting for my squash partner to arrive. Got my borrowed racquet stored nicely in the ukulele case I pinched off my wife 😂 #likeapro

In 63 hours hunters will be allowed to hunt Grizzly #Bears in Wyoming for the first time in 40 years. 22 bears will lose their life....so someone can have a rug. RT to show disapproval. #BanTrophyHunting

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Moonlight at Castlerigg Stone Circle, what a magnificent long weekend we've had :)) #lakedistrict #stonecircle #alternative #tattoos

Life in a campervan gives us the freedom to explore places like this before the crowds arrive. Sunrise at #castleriggstonecircle #lakedistrict #vanlife

Me, outside of my new place of work. I managed to finally get into the industry that I so adore. No more suits, no more corporate bullshit. #tattoolife #tattoo #careerchange

Donald J. Trump Cardinal Dolan StPatsNYC You're Welcome🤪🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣 I'm sure he hates this. #TrumpIsALaughingStock

Every single tea bag in this box are faulty, Twinings UK. They split open as soon as they touch water. Very frustrating!

Donald J. Trump Best Video of the Year award goes to @Eleven_Films This video has 14 million views, let's get it up to 20 million views. #AnyoneButTrump2020

I've no clue if anyone is interested, but if you are, you can follow me here... I'm active on my other account, iPaulyPaul x.com/iPaulyPaul?t=7…