Live life like you mean it. Hard code your passwords and keys, eschew syntax highlighting, and push straight to prod.

I was hired to do security. I did it. And life was good. Then they asked me to do compliance. I reminded them that I'm a hacker. I am incompliant by nature. I don't do compliance. They said I didn't have a choice. I said I actually do. I left them to continue doing security.

If you see a printer on your Linux workstation named "Jerk Test" don't be alarmed - I'm just doing some harmless testing. I'll be done by 6 PM UTC on Saturday. After that I recommend making UDP port 631 inaccessible via the Internet and deleting the printer.

Her word salad technical explanation of her conspiracy theory gave me a headache. There were clues a few seconds in that she's not credible - saying she's been a programmer and "networker" for 11 years and calling California a "swing state".

That's what I love about these junior security auditors. I get older - they stay the same age.

BREAKING NEWS! A trusted source has shared that Donald Trump will be renaming the following terms that are relevant to cyber security. hacking ➡️ invading APT ➡️ China exfiltration ➡️ exfoliation honeypot ➡️ babe firewall ➡️ border wall external threat ➡️ China

How does GitHub allow a project that, uh, helps security practitioners test the efficacy of their technology, people, and processes?! I am OUTRAGED!!! Knowledge must be stifled! Tools must be banned! Let's push info and tool sharing to the dank abyss of the internetz!