Lil Wayne the Omar Bradley of Travis Hunter fans

You say you’re a hunter but I know you been gathering

Chris Christie type fat too

Introduced my father to zyn while watching Monday Night Fooball and the 19th amendment has been brought up in conversation #DawgPound

Dude wipes are up there with the wheel for greatest invention of all time

“The Great Tik Tok ban of 2025” will be studied as the greatest baby boom since WW2 as every female under the age of 30 has to search for dopamine in a different way

If Cooper Dejean was black he’d be a Jaylen

People who only listen to one genre of music are up there with Furries

Beast games finale enough to make a grown man cry 😢

If you are a dude with rubber ducks on your windshield you should check out the following link Betterhelp.com

Snapchat my eyes only walked so X bookmarks could run

> Sign full time job offer > Crank hog in spring break house with 6 other dudes > crack open a beer for breakfast (blacked out last night and after getting rejected) > Head to the golf course > 4 transfusions by hole 6 > Shoot near 100 > Bojangles for dinner #expand

Audi Crooks need that Ozempic NIL deal

I am entering the Transfer Portal with 2 years of eligibility

She wants me #EXPAND

You’re in her DMs, I’m giving her kudos on Strava. We are not the same #LANK

“HE HAS RISEN!” - Me to my John (the disciple) 15 beers deep after it finally starts working

Talk about a Saturday