I wanna end up on an instagram meme page Only real goals on here

The daily urge to die

Currently expressing my glands

When your card declines at therapy so they send your step mother in

Herobrine is real and he’s giving me head

Fortnite is down and so is my will to live

Childcare

Falling through a glass table and almost bleeding out is a red flag, ladies. IYKYK #pants

Don’t bring up my 2019 Fortnite addiction where I gained 15 pounds eating sweet chili heat in my basement grinding to get the free season 8 battle pass. Just don’t.

Acupuncture in my peen

Who’s gonna tell my life story under a video of subway surfers when I die?

Tarantino is an overrated sensation with a foot fetish

If I’m president EVERYOne has to stop naming pets diesel, gunner, Luna, Bella, and charlie so fuck off all of u

Trying to beat the do you have forks In your room allegations

Tweet like it will cancel you in 10 years at the height of your career

I’m back baby

Wish I could find me a koala-ty man. Aka 2 dicks

Why can’t I stalk peoples likes anymore

Lgbt let’s go bchung titos

Alcoholic son or gambler daughter