had a dream last night that my local crystal shop was about to go bankrupt so i bought it and on the day of the grand reopening the only person that showed up was jim root and i was in such disbelief that i let him take the stuff he was buying for free

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sorry for my absence ive been fuckiing my boyfriend, got a new job thats destroying my joints slowly and painfully, and thinking about how one of my ex friends might get deported x

some lady responded to a 3 year old comment i left on a corey taylor edit on tiktok saying she was his manager and to message her because she had something special from corey to tell me and i wanna see how far this woman is willing to go for an 18 year old with no money

hey guys What The Fuck

am i the funniest person alive or what

high asf misread this as "BatheadButtman"

happy birthday paul drink 53 beers for the fans tonight

high asf with the house to myself n this shit happens. i think i might Actually do it this time guys

absolutely insane way of saying you'll die if you aren't buddhist. longest minute of my life that i unfortunately will never get back 👍

putting my joint out on clown's face because i hate him

"what did shawn crahan do" "why do you hate clown from slipknot" "what's wrong with clown" have you HEARD the man speak??????

hi everynyan i turn 19 tomorrow

i meant like...activities :/