idk man British people really ate with saying “what’s all this then?” because what IS all this then???

for your own sanity, do not get obsessed with someone you are not in a relationship with.

After 36 years she realized she’d been filming birthdays from the wrong side :))

We grew up watching hand drawn Disney and now it's just gone. We don't talk about this enough.

‘wyd?’ Me: ‘Nothing’ *Incoming call*

Sometimes she just needs to be bent over and asked, "So what's that attitude about?"

I can’t believe we used to throw toilet papers and eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither toilet papers, eggs, nor a house.

instagram needs to stop sending useless notifications, like idgaf about who reposted a reel for the first time

I hated whenever my ex gave me neck kisses whenever I was mad, I always melt 😭

Id be lowkey tight if someone responded like this, but then id burst out laughing cause that was smart lmao

why is wearing a hat as someone who doesn't usually wear hats so difficult and humiliating. it feels like everyone can tell i don't know what i'm doing

Finally accepting we were nothing and I over romanticized everything

When u think ur fav person finally texted u but it's just a notification from an app u never use

WHY THE FUCK IS NICK JONAS DRESSED UP AS HANNAH MONTANA?!?!

stomach rumbled during a j*b interview and the guy said “forgot lunch?” told him nah just hungry for success

she had no business doing that 😭😭

Man accidentally found the ‘ranch hidden valley’ logo in real life and didn’t even know it.

me when I come across a good tweet but twitter refreshes

I just had the most engaging conversation with a costumer. And I liked it so much, I almost forgot I’m working and I was hoping we could’ve exchange numbers or something. 😭 it’s never been easy for me to make friends or meet someone organically.