What? Baby is evolving! youtu.be/w5qZ_ZnEmyY Congratulations! Your baby evolved into STANDARD Metroid!

"Anyone dares touch Mama I will personally and literally Suck. You. To. Death." "Looking at you, Falcon."

"Mama acquired a mate? Hooray for Mama! Let us celebrate by feeding me some food in particular cows...!"

"What's this lemonade you speak of?"

"The name alone sounds so tasty! Just like ice cream!"

"Stripping? Mama would win in binkin alone."

"....." Floats himself to the corner and stay there.

Bbl

"Zzzzzz..."

"Good morning humans and those who inhabited."

"I must acquire a Samus Ambiio!"

Floating Metroid noises.

"Don't favorite this."

"Does this means she's my step mother?"

Casually devours a deceased Monkey.

Floating Metroid noises.

"The dead don't suffer. That's why Mr. Iwata is in Heaven."

Causally follows Samus Aran.

"Oh, this boy! He must be Satoshi Ketchum, counterpart of Pokémon Trainer! I believe, Samus is a worthy foe for your standards!"

"MOMMA. MOMMA."