"Can't even say I'm surprised. So I can summon ya with a bottle of Jack or what?" Sneers at him. Karma, rude. x.com/ADarkAngel_/st…

Flicks a tiny piece of bread at Niklaus Mikaelson to get his attention.

|| [ × ] ATTENTION PLEASE [ × ] Why hello there, everybody! Almost a year has passed since I announced my leaving here and a lot has --

"Oh shit. Mister douchebag has returned."

Squints her eyes at him and oh so casually sips her coffee. Maybe she's hallucinating? Karma sure does hope she is. Weird how that works.

|| Oh yeah, before I forget: For those who don't follow my human!Impala - I'M OFFICIALLY BACK *throws confetti everywhere* ||

"I can't believe I'm sayin' this but..." [Dramatic pause.] "... I miss Sitris."