shot ou xota?

caipirinha ou caipiroka?

As everyone was talking about the shot that missed Trump, I began to wonder… had I missed my shot with Big?

sean but it’s short for parmesean cheese

Happy July 17th to those who celebrate

Sorry that I’m a beautiful vampire witch siren mermaid dragon fairy elven princess shapeshifting queen mother

samantha jones seduzindo um porteiro de madrugada

Fixed it

i could never be hannah montana because i would take one hit of a joint at a party, turn to the person closest to me, and immediately go “i neeeeeeed to tell u something”

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks & apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information

Ia ver o filme do Joker mas nem aparece o Vasco Palmeirim wtf

Sleeping Elephant family captured by a drone. Very rare visual. 🐘

i love that all the actors without exception shot this film drunk