I like mine clingy, nasty, protective & obsessed with me

me: 2026 is going to be my year me, three months in:

“I want a boyfriend ” me every time a guy talks

“you’re insane” match my freak or keep it moving

i can’t wait for the day someone wants me romantically bro

Everyone cancelling Sabrina is genuinely just a misogynist because she gets cancelled for not knowing what a certain type of yelling is but Kanye west sings a song called heil hitler and Chris brown beats women and drake is a pedophile

sabrina was so right when she said this bc how did the burning man joke and the emphasis on yodeling just fly over everybody’s head… it’d take you 2 google searches to realise she probably thought the girl is a white person who was trolling or part of a racist cult.

"you guys dont want authors to get paid?" no bitch I dont want publishers to STEAL from me

Me whenever a man speaks

"But you don't look Portuguese" Oh sorry, let me just:

only bending he needs to be doing is bending me over

happy world book day to all readers 🫂

Crying over books is better than crying over a man at least books don’t disappoint

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me

"Why do you read books?" Because their worlds are better than this one.