“It’s really hard for me to do that, and you know it.”

“Then stop attacking me, Janet!”

“Bullshit. There is no way any version of me is that lame. NO WAY.”

“That doesn’t sound anything like me.”

He smirks softly and returns the kiss happily. This is better than being attacked for sure.

It’s simple, sweet, and you can’t go wrong with it. Plus she’s damn good at it.

More time for the rest of their lives, too. Nothing can beat that.

"It is! For some reason, everyone thinks it's a fun time to attack me constantly. I'm truly a victim."

"See?! What did I even do? I thought I was a pretty decent mentor to you, Miss Williams."

“Weird.”

“Wow. Rude ass kid. I thought I did okay!”

"You came out alright, did you not?" He agrees with a shrug. "You can't deny it since your name is technically based on mine anyway."

“It’s very exciting to meet me.”

“Nadia leaves quite the first impression...”

“I have no shame here, Jan.”

“I thought I already got to bring you home for Christmas and unwrap you...” Winks back.

The OGs.

"Be there or miss out on the celebration of the millennium."

“They tried to snipe me, but I’m back. How’s ᴶᵃⁿᵉᵗ ⱽᵃⁿ ᴰʸⁿᵉˑ?”