Every dentist I’ve ever been to has had a real Charlie’s Angel style dynamic with his all women crew of dental assistants… there’s banter and complaining but u can tell there’s a lotta love there

ban it from showing the people i went to high school with what they’d look like as a cartoon character too while you’re at it

As an adult I have learned that the most shocking and unexpected opponent in life is the person who owned your house before you.

i unfortunately do feel a deep spiritual connection with that one SNL skit about the girl who is getting her master's degree in 18th century graveyards and her boyfriend who teaches soulcycle classes on the tarmac outside laguardia and does the frat flick when she reads her poems

ideal relationship

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Feel like this understates her actual point

She’s JK Rowling’s Mario

Years ago my wife and I were on an early date in a Chinese restaurant when another diner came over and said to me: "Can you shut up? You've got a very loud voice". I said: "My girlfriend has very poor hearing. Isn't that right?" And to her enormous credit she replied: "WHAT?"

yes they have a good cheese selection and i'm poor so i am not afraid of poor people

i don’t go here and this isn’t my house but this is actually so cool knowing that this is jesus and he’s portrayed by a palestinian actor

i genuinely feel like this is one of the most beautiful moments of humanity i’ll ever witness in my life

Friendly reminder for folks who are confused as to why GOmens fans are hyped, NG is no longer involved in anything related to Good Omens and has stepped away from production of the third installment while new writers replaced him. He won't be getting ANY money from this at all!!!

been waiting for this

Matt Jarbo It’s not your expression, it’s a machine given words that it uses to create a consensus of how other people have expressed it. Expression is your voice, not the voices of others serrated and dragged through a machine made to mimic your mouth. You express nothing, you forfeit your

At first I was so scared of Wendigoon giving attention to this Ai slop, but his take on art and seeing him handle all these Ai bros in the replies have made me admire the guy even more.

being a kindergarten teacher and learning that the same parents who, earlier in the year, complained about the lorax being too scary have taken their six year olds to mario galaxy (which has the word fuck) has to be the strangest dichotomy i’ve ever experienced

there is a proud internet tradition of harassing scientology that was lost for many years, truly beautiful to see it reignited