Mourning the morning In the afternoon Eating Rice Krispies With a slotted spoon Hungover as fuck A little depressed Send a DM With a pic of your Tiddies

I’ve been known to hanker for a hunk o’ cheese.

If you’re a leap day baby let me hear you shut the fuck up.

Let’s make a sexy booty meat beat.

The Madden cover curse is real.

Fuck me. This Shrek costume doesn’t have, not a single god damn, pocket for Fiona’s weed pen.